A sweet slice of nonsense from David “Mr Punch” Pleat; upon witnessing Lampard sclaff a sitter wide, he chanced what he imagines is a truism:
“If you don’t get in that box, you ain’t gonna score goals“,
sadly negating the career of Tony Yeboah.
Buoyed by that, he then added: “He probably hits it too well really“.
Which is correct, he picked out the advertising board a treat.
